650 Area Code, California, September 9, 2005
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VOICE OF SPRINT MAILBOX (650)520-0626: Next message,
from phone number (801)427-3547. Received September 9th at
MR. MERKEY: Well, let's see -- let's see here, Al, it
says in your letter "your request did not include the
prepaid means of compliance".
Listen here, you little twerp. I'll just send someone
out to serve you if I need to. So, if you want me to send
you an envelope, so you can send me the thing back, I'm
happy to do it. If you would like to get a FedEx account
number, you can call me and I'll give you one. If you would
like for me to, uh -- you know, but I'll tell you what --
uh, either email me or give me a call today, or I'm just
going to turn it over to a process server, and have them
come out and serve you. And then you can pay me for -- I
don't really give a crap if I have to pay for it or not.
And Novell's coming after you. They met with me
yesterday, and you're in a lot of trouble, my friend.
So, have a good day.
(Whereupon, the voicemail concluded.)